Level Up!

Dakota’s HP and Mana maximums increase, and she gains a new feature: POWER OF FRIENDSHIP! Dakota will now gain bonus EXP depending on her party size.

Level Up!

Dakota’s HP and Mana maximums increase, and she gains a new feature: UNLIMITED INVENTORY! Dakota’s inventory now has unlimited capacity.

Dakota has gained x1 FLAMING EXP BAR SWORD!

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE falls from the sky and lands in Dakota’s arms!

Dakota is beset by visions.

Current paths are SOUTH back to the picnic area, SOUTHWEST back to the spider cave, NORTHEAST to the Ominous Ruins, and NORTH back to the worker co-op. Current combat targets are MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE and MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE.

Great Sage Queen Dakota does a cool flip. She gains +3 RAD score.

Meanwhile, the fantasy IRS is discussing Dakota.

Dakota is beset by visions.

Current paths are SOUTH back to the picnic area, SOUTHWEST back to the spider cave, NORTHEAST to the Ominous Ruins, and NORTH back to the worker co-op. Current combat targets are MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE and MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE.

Great Sage Queen Dakota gains attribute: [GOLDEN SIGHT: Able to control and interpret sage visions]. Dakota gains 5 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 6 extra EXP.

FORMER GREAT SAGE has a new status effect: SALTY!

Dakota chats things over with MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE and MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE and makes an attempt to win them over to her side.

The difficulty of convincing MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE is lowered due to SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY’s raised affinity with MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE and HUMBLE TRADESMAN’s raised affinity with MYSTERIOUS SHADOWY FIGURE!

Congratulations! Dakota has now befriended the SHADOW ASSASSIN. She now has x3 CREATURE COMPANION and x4 HUMANOID PARTY MEMBER and has gained 10 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 7 extra EXP.

The difficulty of convincing MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE is lowered due to Dakota’s attribute: [TALL: Advantage on “RIZZ”-type moves with all targets shorter than her], Dakota’s COOL SAGE ROBES, and MYSTERIOUS PALE FIGURE’s hidden attribute!

Congratulations! Dakota has now befriended the FAIR LADY. She now has x3 CREATURE COMPANION and x5 HUMANOID PARTY MEMBER and has gained 10 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 8 extra EXP.

FAIR LADY gifts x1 ELIXIR OF THE GREAT SAGE NETSUA to Dakota!

QUEST COMPLETE! “Find the Great Sage’s Elixir”.
NEW QUEST: “Return the Sage’s Elixir to Dakota’s Village”.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point.

Current paths are SOUTH back to the picnic area, SOUTHWEST back to the spider cave, NORTHEAST to the Ominous Ruins, and NORTH back to the worker co-op.

Feeling confident and energised about the adventure, Great Sage Queen Dakota strikes out, armed with her team and her new Improved Divine Decision, to return to her hometown victorious!

And promptly gets lost. Whoops!

Venturing through the vast Desert of Steel, Dakota comes across a LEGGY BURGER.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point.

Current paths are NORTH to the Desert of Steel, EAST to the Desert of Steel, WEST to the Desert of Steel, and SOUTH to the Desert of Steel.

Great Sage Queen Dakota asks LEGGY BURGER for directions. LEGGY BURGER points her in a direction.

Upon arriving at the pointed-to destination, Dakota discovers that she has been unfortunately lied to. Oh, well, at least it has air conditioning…

HUMBLE TRADESMAN uses move: “PERSON-WITH-A-CRUSH-ON-DAKOTA-SAYS-WHAT” on FAIR LADY.

Move: “PERSON-WITH-A-CRUSH-ON-DAKOTA-SAYS-WHAT” hits!

Area of effect hit!

FAIR LADY’s secret attribute: [GAY AF] is revealed!

TUATARMOTH is caught in the area of effect!

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 2!

Current paths are NORTH to the Desert of Steel, EAST to the Desert of Steel, WEST to the Desert of Steel, and SOUTH to the Desert of Steel.

Great Sage Queen Dakota leads the party into the Mid-Desert Bakery. In barter with the FRIENDLY CASHIER, Dakota purchases some baked goods for her team.

Dakota has gained x1 ICED CARAMEL MACCHIATO w/ WHIPPED CREAM!

HUMBLE TRADESMAN has gained x1 PERFECT PIE!

FAIR LADY has gained x1 CRISP CROISSANT!

FORMER SAGE has gained x1 LOVELY LOAF!

Meanwhile, the team discusses the matter at hand.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 1!

Current paths are SOUTH to the Desert of Steel, NORTH to the RADICAL MURAL, and WEST to the cashier’s station. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER.

Great Sage Queen Dakota takes TUATARMOTH to a back room and attempts to use her sage powers to uncurse it. It goes… uh, well, I don’t know about “well”, but it goes!

HIS MAJESTY SLIME IV THE TREE-EATER eats Dakota’s drink. HIS MAJESTY SLIME IV THE TREE-EATER evolves into SLIME IV KING OF THE FALL and gains +1 SLIME OOZE.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 0! DIVINE DECISION will be activated next turn.

Current paths are SOUTH to the Desert of Steel, NORTH to the RADICAL MURAL, and WEST to the cashier’s station. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER.

Great Sage Queen Dakota uses her vast and astounding sagely magic to uncurse the TUATARMOTH! However, there is also an unexpected side effect in the form of the release of the long-dormant RADICAL MASCOT CHARACTER.

TUATARMOTH evolves into PRINCE TUATARA!

Dakota’s bond with PRINCE TUATARA has grown stronger! Dakota has gained 10 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 8 extra EXP.

Divine Decision! Inspired by Dakota’s great acts of courage and kindness, SLIME IV KING OF THE FALL evolves into SLIMEKOTA and gains +1 SLIME OOZE.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 3.

Current paths are SOUTH to the Desert of Steel, NORTH to the BARE WALL, and WEST to the cashier’s station. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADIAL MASCOT.

SLIMEKOTA spends 5 SLIME OOZE and becomes the God of Logs, Trees, and Autumn.

HUMBLE TRADESMAN uses STEELSAND to forge x1 PRINCELY ARMOUR for PRINCE TUATARA.

PRINCE TUATARA purchases x1 BRANDED TEE from the FRIENDLY CASHIER.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 2.

Current paths are SOUTH to the Desert of Steel, NORTH to the BARE WALL, and WEST to the cashier’s station. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADICAL MASCOT.

FAIR LADY uses move: “RIZZ UP” on Great Sage Queen Dakota. FAIR LADY has a +5 modifier to hit with move: “RIZZ UP”.

× Move Interruption! ×
SHADOW ASSASSIN uses event move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FAIR LADY! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!

HUMBLE TRADESMAN initiates EVENT: FOODFIGHT!

PRINCE TUATARA uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on SHADOW ASSASSIN! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
SHADOW ASSASSIN uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FAIR LADY! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
FAIR LADY uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on SHADOW ASSASSIN! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK misses!
FAIR LADY’s Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits FORMER GREAT SAGE!
FORMER GREAT SAGE uses move: PIE STORM! Area of effect hit!
Dakota uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
SHADOW ASSASSIN uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FAIR LADY! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
FORMER GREAT SAGE uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on Dakota! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
HUMBLE TRADESMAN uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on HUMBLE TRADESMAN! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
FORMER GREAT SAGE uses move: PIE STORM! Area of effect hit! Critical hit!
Dakota uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
SHADOW ASSASSIN uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
FAIR LADY uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
PRINCE TUATARA uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!
HUMBLE TRADESMAN uses move: PIE SLAPSTICK on FORMER GREAT SAGE! Move: PIE SLAPSTICK hits!

SLIMEKOTA taps into attribute: [AUTUMN GOD]!
SLIMEKOTA has ended EVENT: FOODFIGHT!
SLIMEKOTA uses move: MASS TELEPORTATION!

Dakota, HUMBLE TRADESMAN, FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, SLIMEKOTA, SHADOW ASSASSIN, FAIR LADY, FORMER GREAT SAGE, and PRINCE TUATARA are all transported to a distant forest.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 1.

Current paths are EAST and WEST. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADICAL MASCOT.

The SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY and REGULAR-SIZED SLIGHTLY LESS STINKY DRAGON re-enter the bakery to find it deserted. SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY is miffed. At least she’s still got one friend left, anyway.

Great Sage Queen Dakota, seeing the FRIENDLY CASHIER in obvious distress, tries to help her out. Dakota gifts the FRIENDLY CASHIER x1 UNION HANDBOOK.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 0. Divine Decision will be activated next turn!

Current paths are EAST and WEST. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADICAL MASCOT.

SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY encounters the OFFSCREEN OWNER! There is an unavoidable misunderstanding, and SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY receives a promotion!

SPIDER-HUMAN-THINGY evolves into SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY!

Divine Decision! In the midst of an unexpected and unexplained but VERY commonly-requested EVENT: PINEAPPLE DELUGE, Dakota receives x1 FANTASY IRS GIFT BASKET! Dakota gains 15 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 8 extra EXP.

SLIMEKOTA is approached by WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, and SUMMER SLIME GOD and is gifted x1 GOLDEN GODLY TREE TROPHY.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 3.

Current paths are EAST and WEST. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADICAL MASCOT.

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY attempts to do some inventory of the bakery. Along the way, she discovers a Space Crystal, and inadvertently activates it!

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY and REGULAR-SIZED SLIGHTLY-LESS-STINKY DRAGON are reunited with the party!

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 2.

Current paths are EAST and WEST. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER and RADICAL MASCOT.

FAIR LADY uses move: “RIZZ UP” on Great Sage Queen Dakota. FAIR LADY has a +5 modifier to hit with move: “RIZZ UP”.

× Move Interruption! ×
SPACE CRYSTAL uses move: “TELEPORT”!

Dakota is distracted! FAIR LADY’s move: “RIZZ UP” misses!

SPACE CRYSTAL educates SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY on her new duties as manager of the bakery.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 1.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, and SPACE CRYSTAL.

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY bakes SPACE CRYSTAL into a loaf of bread.

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY has gained x1 SINGING SPACE BREAD!

Great Sage Queen Dakota is swept up into a powerful Slime God Vortex, and the ancient prophesies are revealed to her! Great Sage Queen Dakota has evolved into The Prophesied Sage Queen Dakota, Chosen One of the Slime Gods! Dakota has gained 5 EXP. Power of Friendship! Dakota gains 8 extra EXP.

SECRET QUEST COMPLETE! “Become the Chosen One”.
NEW SIDEQUEST: “Fulfill the Prophecy”.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +1 Vision Point. Divine Decision countdown: 0! Divine Decision will trigger next turn.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, and SINGING SPACE BREAD.

In the wake of her encounter with the Slime God Vortex, Prophesied Sage Queen Dakota has some terrifying visions of what is to come. From now on, Dakota will gain double Vision Points.

Meanwhile, RADICAL MASCOT receives a burst of leftover magic from the Slime God Vortex and gains x1 RADICAL FALL SWEATER and x1 RADICAL BANDANA.

Divine Decision! The FAIR LADY gains x1 ROSE BOUQUET, intending them to be given to Dakota.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +2 Vision Points. Divine Decision countdown: 3.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, and SINGING SPACE BREAD.

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY grows tired of the shenanigans of SINGING SPACE BREAD and eats it. This does not stop the singing.

The FAIR LADY is approached by the WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, and SUMMER SLIME GOD, who have misinterpreted her ROSE BOUQUET as being for them!

FAIR LADY has lost x1 ROSE BOUQUET and exchanged x1 EVIL CROWN for x1 PRIEST T-SHIRT.

FAIR LADY has evolved into FAIR PRIESTESS!

Dakota receives a vision and gains +2 Vision Points. Divine Decision countdown: 2.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, and SUMMER SLIME GOD.

FAIR PRIESTESS uses move: “RIZZ UP” on Great Sage Queen Dakota. FAIR PRIESTESS has a +5 modifier to hit with move: “RIZZ UP”.

FAIR PRIESTESS’S passive debuff: [GAY PANIC] activates! FAIR PRIESTESS’s move: “RIZZ UP” misses!

SPIDER-MANAGER-THINGY has unlocked move: TELEPORT!

Dakota receives a vision and gains +2 Vision Points. Divine Decision countdown: 1.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, and SUMMER SLIME GOD.

FAIR PRIESTESS uses move: “RIZZ UP” on Prophesied Sage Queen Dakota. FAIR PRIESTESS has a +5 modifier to hit with move: “RIZZ UP”.

Dakota’s hit difficulty has been lowered due to FAIR PRIESTESS’s Attribute: [Cute]!
FAIR PRIESTESS’s move: “RIZZ UP” hits!

Dakota and FAIR PRIESTESS have a new Combination Attribute: [Dating]!

PRINCE TUATARA relaxes on a rock. Unbeknownst to him, a TUATARA MAFIOSO is waiting in ambush…

Dakota receives a vision and gains +2 Vision Points. Divine Decision countdown: 0! Divine Decision will activate next turn.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, SUMMER SLIME GOD, and TUATARA MAFIOSO.

Hiding sneakily behind a brick wall, TUATARA MAFIOSO prepares to…

What’s that? Why would there be a brick wall in the forest?

Uh.

Divine Decision! What brick wall? I don’t see a brick wall.

RADICAL MASCOT uses move: “SICK KICKFLIP”. Move: “SICK KICKFLIP” is so sick that it grants everyone watching 5 bonus HP.

Dakota receives a vision and gains +2 Vision Points. Divine Decision countdown: 3.

Current paths are EAST, WEST, and NORTHWEST to the bakery. Current combat targets are FRIENDLY CASHIER, RADICAL MASCOT, WINTER SLIME GOD, SPRING SLIME GOD, SUMMER SLIME GOD, TUATARA MAFIOSO, TUATARA THUG, TUATARA GOON, and TUATARA RUFFIAN.